Recently my best friend moved to Sydney and is now studying marketing,
although she thinks she might swap to publishing. Just perfect, considering I’ll
hopefully pop out of uni in a few years time with a Journalism degree and a
desire to be published. I’ll write, she'll publish (I’m aware that's not
exactly how it works but we'll get there)! Her updates inform me that she's
purchased a skateboard to cruise around her new abode with ease, so it seems
only fitting that I invest in one too and finally learn how to skate after,
roughly, 10 years of intending to. I’ll write my 90s articles on my 90s
skateboard, even if it takes until 2090 (I told you some grannies might like
grunge).